11 Savage India Roasts on Pakistan

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11 Savage India Roasts on Pakistan in Asia Cup 2025

India vs Pakistan is never “just cricket.” It’s drama, politics, patriotism, and sometimes, pure cinema.

This year’s Asia Cup? India didn’t just win matches — they roasted Pakistan at every stage. From the pitch to press conferences, from Bollywood tweets to the United Nations stage… India turned the whole series into a meme festival.

Let’s relive the 11 savage ways India roasted Pakistan — and why this Asia Cup will be remembered long after the runs and wickets are forgotten.

1. Opening Act: The 7-Wicket Thappad

Match 1 set the tone. India didn’t just scrape through; they hammered Pakistan by 7 wickets.

Chasing looked easier than a Sunday gully cricket game.

This wasn’t the classic nail-biting India vs Pakistan match. It was one-sided. The message was clear: “We’re not equals anymore.”

2. The Coldest Handshake Ever

Usually, after a match, players shake hands, smile for the cameras, and wrap up.

Not here.

The Indian team walked off like they’d just finished office work on a Friday evening.

No handshakes. No fake smiles. Just silence.

Awkward for Pakistan. Hilarious for us. 🥶

3. SKY’s Dedication to the Armed Forces

Surya Kumar Yadav didn’t stop at runs. He dedicated India’s win with this line:

“This one’s for our armed forces.”

Chills.

At that moment, cricket merged with patriotism. The stadium roar wasn’t just about a win; it was about respect.

4. Another Match, Another Beating: 6 Wickets

If Pakistan thought Match 1 was bad, Match 2 was a proper repeat telecast.

Another loss. Another thrashing. This time by 6 wickets.

India wasn’t just winning. They were dominating.

Pak fans had no choice but to blame pitches, luck, and even the weather.

5. SKY Doubles Down

As if the runs weren’t enough, SKY dropped another truth bomb:

“India vs Pakistan isn’t even a rivalry anymore.”

Imagine telling your biggest rival they aren’t even worth your time. That’s not banter. That’s a public humiliation.

6. No Handshakes, Part 2

You’d think Pakistan would at least get some sportsmanship after the second loss. Nope.

India ignored them again.

Pak players left hanging — like that one friend who always sends “Good Morning 🌹” messages on WhatsApp and gets blue-ticked.

Savage.

7. Petal Gahlot’s UN Mic-Drop

While Team India was smashing sixes, Indian diplomat Petal Gahlot roasted Pakistan at the United Nations.

Her line? Straight fire:

If destroyed runways and burnt-out hangars are a victory, then Pakistan is welcome to enjoy it…

This wasn’t cricket anymore. This was India vs Pakistan, international edition.

A roast on a global stage. Too much heat for Pakistan to handle.

8. Abhishek Bachchan’s Twitter Roast

Enter Bollywood.

Abhishek Bachchan tweeted:

“Pakistan won’t even be able to get me out…I’m not even good at cricket.”

When actors start sledging your team… you know things are really bad.

This one went viral faster than a Ranbir movie trailer.

9. India Skips the Pre-Match Shoot

Before the finals, both teams were supposed to show up for the official pre-match shoot.

Pakistan showed up. Cameras were ready.

India? They just skipped it.

No explanation. No apology. Just total disregard.

That’s not just disrespect. That’s a power move.

10. Asia Cup 2025 Final: 5-Wicket Finish & Trophy

The final match was supposed to be Pakistan’s shot at redemption. Instead, it was another slap — India won by 5 wickets.

But here’s the spiciest part: when the trophy ceremony happened, Indian players refused to take the trophy directly from a Pakistani minister.

The symbolism? Chef’s kiss. 🍿

11. Modi Ji’s Final Tweet 🎬

And just when Pakistan thought the drama was over, PM Modi dropped that tweet.

PM Modi Tweet on India's Win on India vs Pakistan Asia Cup 2025

Not parody. Not satire. The real deal.

It was short, sharp, and the perfect curtain drop.

Twitter went wild. Pakistan had no reply.

Why This Asia Cup Was Different

Usually, India vs Pakistan matches are about nerves, last-over drama, and “who has the upper hand.”

This time, it wasn’t even close. India didn’t just win games. They controlled the narrative — on the pitch, online, and globally.

From SKY’s savage one-liners to Petal Gahlot’s UN roast, from Abhishek Bachchan’s memes to Modi Ji’s final mic-drop… Pakistan got hit from all sides.

And let’s be honest: for Indian fans, it was pure entertainment.

Not just cricket. Absolute cinema. 🎬🔥

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